Right now I’m definitely in the boring Bilbo phase of life, but I’m looking forward to my Mad Baggins phase, when I’m super rich, look great for my age, and corrupt the youth with my stories.
“Don’t go where I can’t follow” is one of the most anguish inducing and crushing otp lines out there and the fact that this line originated from Samwise Gamgee, a brave gardener with tender hands, just? Aches. There’s literally no heterosexual explanation for how Sam and Frodo treated each other
academia is ruined, we need to throw it back to the days when scholars were only after the cure for death, i want to wear a cool robe and get funding from the king to just do whatever the hell and kind of poison him
Why is it that every time I post a selfie or a picture of me with lots LOTS of gay tags (lesbian, girl who likes girls, girl who kiss girls, lgbt+, you name it), the only blogs that interact with me are either porn blogs or straight dudes.
Am I not homosexual enough for this site???? kjdsjhjbbhdbjdsg
Me when I thought I was straight: I’m not really interested in dating like I guess having a boyfriend would be nice but it’s not something I’m really interested in I’m just focusing on school
Me now that I know I’m a lesbian: I WANT A FUCKING WIFE
I have like 7 different laughs and they’re all ugly
i’m a walking disaster but at least i’m not straight
